[o3b]==T-Phil==

Age: 37
Occupation: Graphic Designer
Location: Lansing, MI

"And I would have gotten Primary, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!"

[o3b]==supergoose==

Age: 30
Occupation: Mechanical Engineer

"Last week I played AA with no shirt and got a stiff
neck. Now the wife's got me playin' with no pants."

[o3b]==Gubar==

Age: 34
Occupation: Graphic Designer & Stay at home Dad
Location: Toronto, Ontario

"Hey, if Tony Randall can raise a kid at 77, so can I. What's that you say? It killed him? Shit."

[o3b]==voodoohal==

Age: 35
Occupation: Photographer
Location: Manchester, NH

"Ooh ee, ooh ah ah, ting, tang, walla walla bing bang!"

[o3b]==jkoker==

Age: 35
Occupation: Production & Traditional Artist/IT
Location: Minneapolis, MN

"When they look back on good old jkoker, I just want them to remember how ridiculously well hung I was."

[o3b]==hirate==

Age: 32
Occupation: Software Architect
Location: San Francisco, CA

"Damn the 203's, I'm rushing! Wait a minute, I know I came in this room for something. What was it again? Why is everybody shooting at me?"

[o3b]==legion==

Age: 33
Occupation: Art Director/Design Director
Location: New York, NY

"I didn't forget about the blinker. There's a turn coming in another 3 miles."

[o3b]==ShootMeUp==

Age: 40
Occupation: Graphic Designer & Stay at home Dad
(for now)
Location: St. Louis, MO

"C'mon fellas, you know I can't control my explosive flatulence."

[o3b]==GoN_Comando==

Age: 47
Occupation: HVAC Engineer (Building
Controls)
Location: Cottonwood, AZ

"Are bullets magnetic?"

[o3b]==Thinair==

Age: 30
Occupation: Filmmaker
Location: New York, NY

"So you wanna be in my new film? Well, there are ways...then there are WAYS..."

[o3b]==RS==

Age: 40
Occupation: Sound Engineer
Location: Munich, Germany

"I hear CP, I hear CP!!! Oh wait, that's me typing."

[o3b]==Raimi==

Age: 30
Occupation: Filmmaker/Photographer
Location: Toronto, Ontario

"Oh you little bastards! All right, I'll crush each and every last one of ya! I'll squash you so hard you'll have to look down to look up! Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

[o3b]==Panther==

Age: 35
Occupation: Designer
Location: Bradford, UK

"My, my, my. Say goodbye."

[o3b]==69Chevelle==

Age: 32
Occupation: Crime Scene Investigator
Location: Birmingham, AL

"Now...hmm...let's see here....I think that's his ass. "

[o3b]==BobbyPeru==

Age: 36
Occupation: Commercial Photographer
Location: Atlanta, GA

"Baby, I'm gonna make you a star! Come on back to the dressing room, and help me find my truss."

[o3b]==Lt.Dan==

Age: 41
Occupation: Prepress Management
Location: Londonderry, NH

"You sneaky little bastards aren't getting doodly shit from me, except maybe my name, rank, and Social Security number."

[o3b]==yucate==

Age: 38
Occupation: Music
Location: Vienna, Austria

"Very funny Scotty... now beam down my clothes."

[o3b]==mdmonkey==

Age: 33
Occupation: Art Director-Illustrator
Location: Chicago, IL

"I am amused by the simplicity of this game. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses."